boywitch:

how do u ppick up girls. this is how. go into a bar. ask some1 for a glass of water. spill it on the floor. lap up the water like the dog you are. go home 


David Bowie high on cocaine describing airplane take offs.

David Bowie high on cocaine describing airplane take offs.

fartgallery:

u call me a loser?? ill have u know i can smoke 3 weeds in 2 minutes. thats 1.5wpm (weed per minute)

heckyesbritishmusic:

fun with flags!

dirtydisneyconfessions:

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira.